Sunday, September 1, 2013

She's Baaaaaaaaaaack!

Not that I completely left…well I kind of did…mostly I was just living on this wonderful river, it’s truly as beautiful as you can imagine..ya know..DeNial….because I was done…tired of, no, just done with the whole breast cancer thing.  I started this blog as a place to express myself and then all that happened and it kind of took over.  Which actually was wonderfully therapeutic for me and others and I AM very glad to have had that during that time but…when I was “done” I didn’t know how to change it back.  And I desperately wanted to change it back to normal.  I did not want to be “breast cancer personified”…which in itself is a hilarious concept b/c I have discovered of late that unless you know that about me…you wouldn’t know.  (Did yall just get as annoyed with “know” as I did?? Sigh…) But seriously I don’t look the part, of course I don’t quite know(there it is again…grrr) what the part looks like anymore either.  So I abandoned this blog and started another. And as I sometimes do, I threw myself into it completely and did something I generally don’t do…I didn’t clarify enough what my goal was, so that I ended up not being able to do what I wanted and have since abandoned that too!  And then in May I started the 5 month odyssey of turning “5”….huh  5 months…5…..interesting……and it has brought me to the realization as I’ve now traveled through 4 of those 5 months….I AM breast cancer personified….for me…for my daughters…for my husband….and possibly for many out there.  Does that mean I suddenly want to embrace it…no…but it means that I am learning to do that because I have to, I need to for me, for them.  Don’t worry I’m not going all pink, but I probably won’t cringe so much. 

So why the change….well…the BRCA2 in all honesty.  On July 30th my world went all topsy turvy again and this month has been a very long one.  In many ways this journey was quite similar to my BC one but with a different outcome thankfully.  During my annual onc appt we decided to run the numbers for ovarian cancer too because it had been a couple years and just to have everything covered.  And I have been in “negotiations” with my gyno for ohhh about 5 years now as to whether I got to keep my ovaries and normality or would have to lose that too.  We had agreed on a partial solution to that in June, taking the tubes only, and I was running it by the onc because I run EVERYTHING by her and she was fine with it, although she suggested to just get rid of it all, but that was it…nothing more….no worries.  Until the office called the next morning and said my levels very highly elevated and I was to get ultrasounds ASAP and can we schedule them for tomorrow? *head spinning, ears filling with the silent screams in my head Noooooooooo* And so we began the journey of  WTHormones?????? 

The scans came back with nothing obviously cancerous but….(I hate buts don’t yall???) there was a cyst on the right ovary so off to an onocolgical gynecologist(which for the record the TM steadfastly insists is a made-up term  :/ ).  He is actually a really nice guy, with a VERY cute intern…..oh yeah that was superfun having the intern give me a vaginal exam….here young boy who looks like he just stepped off the campus…go ahead and look into my inner parts and I will try not to burst into flames and/or slide off the table……okay, so I didn’t slide off but I am 100% sure I did actually turn redder than red….but they said basically you have a choice, but you really don’t(yeah..that but word again :/ ) and since I’m going to take your ovaries and tubes….why don’t I just take your uterus and cervix too???  I mean you’re done making babies so why do you need that stuff, right?

And here is where I go into full-blown meltdown…… first let me start by saying, Yes, I am completely done with making babies…I was done 12 years ago…but…BUT that does mean I am thrilled with yall taking the last remaining parts which technically make me the crazy-whackadoodle female I am that yall love….abso-frickafracken-lutely NOT!!!!!  I repeat, NO, I am NOT happy about this….am I doing it…yes..and in fact it is done, I am now at 11 days post-op so it is done….but I am still not happy about it and why is everyone trying to convince me it is not such a big thing and no big deal??????  I just got rid of the parts which make me me…..I am sorry but I like that I cry at commercials and on certain days of the month can fly into a Valkyrie rage…I think it is all part of the package that is me….and just as important…I like sex…I really enjoy it…ok…mom and aunts…I probably should have warned ya but hey…it is what it is.  I am only 40(yes soon to be 41 but I still feel 23!!!! :D ) and…I don’t like the idea of just when I was getting back to enjoying me and my body, because I had a fabulous past two years as I got comfortable in being me again…of losing that….of losing me…of being on freaking hormones for years…..YEARS….I’m only 40!!!!! 

Sooooo I’ve decided to come back to where it all started to continue the journey that was set upon regardless of my detours and to now chronicle the next leg…which I shall dub “HH”  aka Hysterically Hormonal…..yeah..take that in the many ways it could mean because I am quite sure I will touch on them all at some point or another!

I have no idea where this will take me…us….but…here we go!

Blog ya later-
K



PS…There was absolutely NO cancer found in anything they removed from me…WHEW…but there were two cysts, one on each ovary(cuz yanno how I like my symmetry ..bwahahaha) and endometriosis in the left fallopian tube….so yes it was still for the best because regardless of those things…I will never have to worry about the OC beast for me….for others, always…but I like one less thing to worry about!

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